(C)1998 Kalani Cooper. All rights reserved. SCENE 1: Within the walls of the main corridors of Naju. *Spider-like creatures scurry along the dry grass as it crackles and crisps beneath their hairy legs. One leaps at Irem, sinking its fangs into her soft, tender flesh! IREM: JEEZ! That hurt ya' big creep! *She retracts her gun and junloads some shots into it! SPLASH! Blood sprays everywhere, covering her face, arms, and legs, as well as staining the grass red! IREM: EEEEEW! GROSS! You got nasty CRAP all over me! (She begins to spin around in circles, finishing off whatever was left of them.) IREM: (GASP!) Hey! That one spider's still moving......And it's on me! GETT IT OFF! GET IT OFF! *Irem looks at the spider, whose edging its way to sink its venom into her breasts. IREM: What the HECK! GET OFTFA' ME YOU HENTAI! *Irem directs her hand to the creatures back side adn knocks him off with one quick slap! She drops on one knee and fires into the thing's face, blowing it to pieces on the grass..........and her! IREM: UGGGGGGH! *This has gotta' be the grossest day of my life. Here I am covered with blook! It can't get any worse than this! *Never ever say that! Because FATE will be sure to send more your way! For at that very moment a bull horn sounded loudly! IREM: Oh great! What NOW! *She swiftly turns her head to the robot and starts running in circles, confusing it, and shooting all the while. After a few hits, the thing stops in its tracks and bulges then explodes. Irem walks over to the debris to discover a health kit and a shiny box. IREM: I wonder what's in that box. *Now refreshed upon using the health kit, she starts for the box. She carefully opens the lid and starts to beam with excitement. IREM: CHIPS! I wonder what these are for. (She scratches her head for a minute.) I know! I'll take them to the Blue Lander! He'll know what to do with them! *So Irem hurrries off to the Blue lander's home. Upon entering she notices that his eyes are big as well as his smile. He stares at her with the same blank look! A shiver runs down her spine. BLUE LANDER: CHEEP! CHEEP! CHEEP! GUARDIAN BACK! BUT GUARDIAN ALL HURT. ME KNOW! GUARDIAN COME TO BLUE LANDER AND BLUE LANDER WASH HER CLEAN LIKE THE LAST TIME GUARDIAN WAS HURT! *A beaming grin overcomes his face, as a giant teardrop falls rapidly down Irem's now trembling head. IREM: NO! I appreciate the offer, but I'm okay! BLUE LANDER: CHEEP! CHEEP! CHEEP! IF GUARDIANS HURT SET WEAPON TO "NO USE" AND PUSH "SELECT"! IREM: What the HECK are you talking about? Never mind that. I found these chips outside and I was wondering what I could do with them. BLUE LANDER: CHEEP! CHEEP! CHEEP! BLUE LANDER LOVES TO EAT BLUE CHIPS. ESPECIALLY RED ONES! OH! GIMME! GIMME! I GIVE YOU NICE WEAPONS IN EXCHANGE FOR THEM! IREM: Okay! Whatcha' got for me? BLUE LANDER: CHEEP! CHEEP! CHEEP! BLUE LANDER HAS SABER SWORD, DOUBLE SABER SWORD, PROTECTIVE RING, AND BIG SHOT! BLUE LANDER GIVE GUARDIAN ALL WEAPONS IF GUARDIAN GIVE BLUE LANDER ALL CHIPS! DEAL? IREM: SURE! NO PROBLEM! *Irem hands the chips to the Blue Lander and takes the weapns with a smile. IEM: So much power. It's like holding a lightning bolt! Well, I gotta' get going Blue Lander and find the first corridor! BLUE LANDER: CHEEP! CHEEP! CHEEP! IF GUARDIAN LOOKING FOR CORRIDOR#1, IT'S RIGHT THROUGH THAT DOOR OVER THERE! *Irem peers at the door and beams a big smile. IREM: O.K.! Thanks Blue Lander! I'll see you in a sec'! *She dashes off to hte door and stops suddenly when Blue Lander asks her a question. BLUE LANDER: CHEEP! CHEEP! CHEEP! YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT ME TO WASH YOUR FACE. IREM: HECK NO! SCENE 2: Inside the ocean-like corridor#1. *Irem arrived to her destination where she found corridor#1. She aimed her gun onto her target, pumping it with ammunition. The corridor opened shortly and Irem dove right in. Upon diving in she transformed into JET MODE and went into action. IREM: This place's full of water. Awwwwww! Look at all the cute little fishies! *A pirahna approaches her and snaps violently at her. With a mighty gloat, she cuts him in half with the Double Sabre Sword! IREM: (Whew!) That was too close! *As she fried more fish, she noticed that giant earthworm creatures were skimming along the ocean floor firing little squids at her. She cocked her gun and fired the special Big Shot! The massive blue ball of energy hit the creature several times before it died! IREM: What's next? *Just then a bull horn sounded and echoed into the far corners of the sea! IREM: I hate that stupid bull horn! *Then out of the middle of nowhere a giant blue fish appeared with only one eye! FLEEPA: Soooooooo they sent a woman to do the job of a man eh! I'm pretty hungry and it looks like you have a nice pair of thighs and breasts that I could sink my teeth into! CHOMP! CHOMP! IREM: Oh no you don't pal! I'm gonna' deep fry you! Ready? FLEEPA: READY! *Fleepa spit four missiles at Irem, who with great agility avoided all three of them. IREM: HIIIIIIYAAAAAAA! *Irem activates the Protective Ring, which created a red ball of energy that surrounded her, destroying all the little missiles Fleepa spat at her. IREM: TAKE THIS! YAAA! *Irem shoots several shots into Fleepa's eye and mouth, making him turn beet red! FLEEPA: AAAAARGGGGGGHHHHH! NOW I'M REALLY MAD! I'M GONNA BITE YOUR UGLY HEAD OFF GUARDIAN! *Fleepa charged at Irem, she strafed, just missing him. Fleepa then fires six missiles at her backside. Irem dodged four of them, but since she had forgotten that he was now red, she had totally forgot about the other two and was hit right in the back! IREM: Oh CRAP! *She rears back slightly in pain!* IREM: *Stay alert Irem. You've been through worse. Charge up and finish him..................NOW!* YOU BIG CREEP! THAT'S IT! YOU'RE DEADDDDDDDD! *Irem charges up all her strength into one spot. The ionic energy flowing through herr body is hard to bear now that she's been hit. There is a blue aura surrounding her now as she retracts her arms, ready to let go of it all. IREM: HIIIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAA! *Irem blasts Fleepa with the seismic shot as he's literally erased from vision. Irem bends over to pick up something shiny and silver....... IREM: Oh my Gosh! It's some sort of moon shaped key! How very odd! *She zooms off into the distance and exits the corridor. The corridor self-destructs briefly then awards her with some more chips. IREM: EEEEEEEEEEE! RED CHIPS! EEEEEWWWWWWW! GIMME' GIMME! The Blue Lander will give me some really good weapons now! *Irem gathers up the red chips and heads towards the Blue Lander's house. Upon reaching it, she notices him greeting her with a warm welcome. Hands extended and arms opened wide. IREM: *Oh! I think I'm gonna' be sick!* BLUE LANDER: CHEEP! CHEEP! CHEEP! IF GUARDIAN NEEDS TO REST, THEN SET WEAPON TO "NO USE" AND PUSH "SELECT"! *Irem drops her head down as a big teardrop trickles down the back of her smooth neck. IREM: *What the HECK is he talking about!* TO BE CONTINUED..............