Hey, where's my lower portion? I shelled out good money for this game, and don't get lower portions for my robots?

The eyes have it.

(Those are eyes?! - Felix the Cat)

Now here's the first good looking graphic in the game. Blast the shield around the center, being sure to leave at least one or it regenerates. Meanwhile, dodge the hundreds of missiles being shot at you.

(Well, you know what they say Rog, leave the best till last! - Felix the Cat)

Another unpleasant run-in with the panther-tank……

(Seems like it has a cold - Felix the Cat)

I must have died a hundred times here. You need to get the timing of the walls down PERFECT, or else.

A final change of scenery, complete with a maze like section.

(How the FUCK are you meant to squeeze a robot that massive through a gap that small? - Felix the Cat)

Learn to count, the Blazeon way!

(HAHAHAHAHA! - Felix the Cat)

Ok, the last boss is kinda cool looking too…..Just dodge the blue orbs that rebound in the chamber, and let loose when the doors open up.

Great, I beat the game, now I'm red. I guess they could have had a FMV of the ship landing, someone going to a Home Depot and buying lots of red paint, a close up shot of the paint can, the machines spraypainting the ship, the ship drying, and the pilot admiring the new red ship saying "Wow! What a spiffy red ship I now own.", but due to programming costs, they decided to cut that. Better call U.S.P.F.S.W.A.R.E. (Unhappy Shmuppers protesting for shooters with a real ending)

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