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Squids in! >> This really is a ridiculous looking game, check out the handles on the motherships - my gran used to have a big dish like that. |
<< You My Friend Oh no you're not having Earth - Go to Star! says Bill Clinton. Go to Hell! says us, jumping into our blobby little spacecraft. |
Turtle head >> Each grabbable baddy has different powers - the turtle blokeys are ideal for protection. |
<< Mixed up I can't really describe the style of graphics - it's sort of photo realistic with rendered cartoons and hand drawn bits. And I love it. |
You Betrayed Us>> Hah, it *IS* supposed to be Bill, isn't it. Pre-'blowjob from tarty intern' days though I reckon. Before he betrayed everybody and ostensibly lied a lot. We don't need no Steenking Aliens. |
<< Dusty Bin Strikes Back Is that the twin towers in the background? I think they are. How long ago was that now? It only seems like yesterday I spent all day agape at the telly. |
A raytraced piggy >> You just know this guy is going to have lasers coming out of his nostrils, don't you? |
<< Big Points Big Prizes Now, using the bomby attack means you can destroy whole swarms of baddies and grab nice big 100,000 point bonuses like this. Practice it. It's fun. |
Down under >> Don't they look a lot like Men at Work, remember them? No? Must be me. Anyway, throw that bunny head at them. |
<< Pick up that bunny Try and keep your stock of captured beasties full up, because they are very handy you know. Try and also avoid carrot missiles. |
What ruins? >> Eeek, looks like things are going to hot up a bit! Scratch those itchy trigger fingers, you won't be getting much of a break. |
<< Shiny Robot The attacks are pure Psikyo, the bullet pattern styles just scream "Strikers 1945". |
We're done for! >> I must practice more, it's such a nice little game with funny touches all round. |
<< Oh no! How exciting! Ancient ruins in that direction! Maybe they are ancient ALIEN ruins... eh? EH? Woooh! |
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