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Now, before you start on me, I'm only playing 2 player mode so I can continue where I died. For reviewing purposes you understand, because in 2 player mode there are no restart points when you die or continue, even if the other player quit ages ago. Normally I'd never dream of doing this, oh no. Annoyingly, the 1 player Trigon weapon actually appears sometimes in 2 player mode if there's only one player left, but it doesn't do anything at all if you pick it up! Gah! So the only way to get the proper 1 player Trigon weapon is to start a 1 player only game from the beginning. |
<< TRULY ASS-INVADED!! Trigon's story, such as it is, is entirely told in pictures. What happen? Large black spaceship crash into Earth! Small spaceship are bursting from it! Launch all Trigon! Actually I'm not sure what the names of your ships are, Trigon is likely the name for a special pickup you get occasionally, probably because a voice announces "TRIGON!" when you pick it up. The first level introduces you to the basic flying and rumbling enemies which dog your progress through the whole game, even during boss fights. |
ATTACK OF THE GIANT PIXELS!! >> Scaling is used in Trigon, but very sparingly. The first level boss zooms in from above with a suitably whooshy noise, and your first true test begins. Bosses' patterns are easily worked out, but executing them is another matter. Mostly I die here from a stray bullet from a small baddie, because I am concentrating on the bosses pattern too much!
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<< CORPORATE IMAGE FIGHT For an outfit that's just landed on the planet, they certainly rolled out and established their bases fast. This red icon device you see on the tank is their company logo. What it means I do not know. It's about here you discover that your ship has a rather large hit area, with very little margin for error. Only the most pixel perfect positioning will let you survive between the big tank's dual shots. Learn early in Trigon to run away from clumps of bullets. If you think you will squeeze through a space, chances are you won't. Run away! Run away!! |
BROWN CRACK >> A tricky sub-boss emerges from a large brown rift in the earth. I used to automatically bomb him when I got here, but it's a simple pattern to beat, if a little tight. Did anybody actually know how to play Koronis Rift by the way?* I used to wander about aimlessly for hours, without a clue as to what I was supposed to be doing. * AHA!
Thanks to Chuck for these |
<< GANJA SMUGGLING Level 2, and some larger midbosses appear. Doesn't look that difficult does it? Hah - just try and shoot the brown plane and avoiding the incoming stream of smaller ones on the left. Classic instant death moment - so be aware for these situations and remember when they come next time so you can try different strategies for survival. Trigon requires a curious mix of memory and reactions to beat. |
I SAID STAY AWAY FROM THE CENTRE!!! >> Oh dear. You can't fight the bosses forever, after a bit they snort derisively and trundle offscreen, firing as they go. Here I have managed to get myself into a sticky situation that I can't possibly survive. Twat. |
<< TANKING DOWN THE HIGH STREET I got seriously stuck at level 2's boss when I first got Trigon. He appears sort of twice, firstly for a very short time, then goes under a bridge and gets fiercer. But it's possible to kill him during his first appearance if you know how! Saves a hell of a lot of trouble if you can. If you can't, then just make sure you stay well away from the centre when he reappears! |
MY LITTLE MIDBOSS >> The big green one is not nice. Taking a lot of shots to kill, they really have to be wiped out, as they continue to fire double shots at your ship - its very easy to get trapped by them. Worse still are the new type of tanks which have appeared, firing hard-to-dodge clumps of 4 blue bullets, none of which you happen to see here. |
<< ENEMY MINE This is the point where you can pick up the 1-player Trigon weapon. But I started the game in 2 player mode and won't get it. Grrrrr. Watch out for the mines getting too close - they seem to be magnetic and start moving towards your ship! |
ACHY BREAKY BOSS >> For some reason, the bits that make up the boss fly overhead all throughout the level very fast, and eventually spin around the screen at this point. The attacks introduce you to what the boss will finally do when he assembles. |
<< ROSES ARE RED, BULLETS ARE BLUE Oh there's some blue bullets there. Having the Trigon weapon here is very handy as it can take out these tanks before they get a chance to shoot. Shoot first, don't bother asking questions later. |
FOUR GREY TURRETS, SITTING ON A WALL >> Level 4, with some cute little penguins running on the ice to distract you from the business at hand. Not in this pic though, I just remembered about them. Caused me at least 2 lost lives once. |
<< LAST ATTACK Here I have blown up a lot of the boss's shield bits, and left with the hardest pattern to dodge - the streams of triple blue doughnuts. This is level eh, 3 I think. Yes, it is. I found that one early Dragon Laser will almost completely wipe this guy out. YAY for Dragon Lasers. |
"REFLECTOR!!! BAM!!! BAM!!!" >> Level 4's boss, and he's actually quite fun. Make sure you blow away the shield at the start - don't waste a Dragon Laser on it as it will just bounce off. As soon as the shield has gone, let rip!!! |
<< ICE, ICE, BABY Not really my favourite level, as a new type of enemy appears which can be HELL if you are not powered up. They drop little homing missiles and run away, leaving you with only a short time to kill the missile or else you are DEAD. I HATE THEM!!!! |
BOM! BER! UP!>> I am hopeless at this bit. We're in level 5 now, and if I die in this level, chances are it will take me many tries to be able to progress. This is where you really begin to care for your weapons, and dread losing them. Bomb here to save being cornered, worth it to protect your weapons! |
<< FINISH HIM! Those little oblong shots are very easy to avoid, even though they home in quickly. Your biggest threat here is the purple laser which comes from the centre, which will also break your Dragon Laser. Time it carefully! |
THIS IS NOT A DRILL! >> It's an aircraft carrier. Lovely whoopy noise as it begins to attack, very difficult boss if you are not prepared weaponwise. An easy start with planes zooming out of it, conceals a very difficult section where about 12 homing missiles burst from the centre at once. Have a couple of Lightning Swords at the ready for him. |
<< HELICOPTERS Obviously, helicopters. I'm sorry, I've run out of juice, my throat's dry, and my eyes are all bleary. Time for bed. [10 hours later] Morning! Hiya! Helicopters - shoot them - they have very fast shots which BEND as they go, so stay wide! |
ELECTRIC AVENUE >> An easy boss to kill if you have a Dragon Laser. If not, be prepared for a long fight through VERY tight clumps of bullets. Usually I curse the fierceness of the collision detection luridly here. |
<< SPINDLY CRAB THING Ahhh BUGGER!!! This is where I got stuck for hours. Literally hours, restarting again and again, and FINALLY managing to scrape past him. The trick was NOT to kill his front legs, cos if you do, he throws more blue balls than before. Then it is easier to survive until the bomb-giving tank appears on the right, which I immediately used as a Lightning Sword to kill the crab thing. |
BLOWS YOUR SOCKS OFF >> From nowhere this Sphere appears. Wasn't that a shit film, I mean, much as I love scifi films, it was boring as fuck. Event Horizon was much better, and even that wasn't very good. I liked it anyway. At least stuff happened in that. |
<< WHAT LEVEL ARE WE ON? Pretty sure this is level 7. Here is where obscenities flow rapidly and smoothly. Three large planes with LOTS of large homing missiles is almost impossible to get past if you die and lose weapons. I said almost..... perseverance will win through. As will a mad circle round the top. |
SO BIG, YET, SO DUMB >> Actually, very disappointing boss. I didnt expect a normalish looking tank to come out of that hole in the ground. His attacks are nothing inspiring either. A minor hiccup though, as we now come to The Traditional Konami Boss Regurgitation Area... |
<< XEVIOUS ANYONE? As is normal with invading aliens, they like to draw all over the ground. The lettering looks a wee bit Dark Ages / Pagan to me, rather than Alien, as such. You know you are not far away from the end of the game, when the felt tips come out. |
AND YOU! >> Bloody family reunion or something. They don't seem to be that much harder than before, and die much quicker too. Just as well or this level would take ages to finish. |
<< I REMEMBER YOU! Yep, level 1 boss again, and he blows up as satisfyingly as he did the first time. The way that wing comes off and falls to ground is still impressive today. |
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING!! >> I make it a point to use that caption at least once in every review. Almost a lull in the action, time to relax, then BLAM!!! lots of turrets pop out from sliding doors and kill the overly relaxed player. Like me. |
<< I JUST MET YOU 2 LEVELS AGO!! Come on, this is taking the biscuit, do we need to fight EVERY boss again? Woooaaahhh what's that big bluey thing? Yep, its the gigantic mothership we saw crash into Earth in the attract mode, finally, let's finish them off! |
WAIT, COME BACK!! >> Hmm, after all that, I was SURE I was supposed to destroy it. It just scrolls offscreen without a murmur, leaving us in the hands of Flame Boy below.... |
<< TURRET'S SYNDROME Fuck! Shit! Pish! Here I am about to FUCK! SHIT! BASTARD! FUCK! Die.... Sorry.... |
STOP DE MUSIC, MAN! >> Whoa!? Now, I'm not going to spoil it, but one of these things happens next.... only one way to find out! A. The credits start to roll and lounge music tinkles away in the background as the earth turns black with red glowing bits.. B. Another final ninth level then Round Two starts over but this time EXTREMELY hard. C. Faces of the staff appear on the rock like Mt Rushmore and the dragon flies away into the skies to become a shining star with the voice of Sean Connery (Isn't he dead yet?). |
<< FLAME GRILLED COS IT TASTES BETTER FINAL BOSS TIME!!?! Horribly hard to kill, because of wavy fire blasts that change direction rapidly. I've practiced long and hard trying to get a pattern that works to kill him without dying, but I just can't manage it. Maybe I will have to give up my dream of 1CCing Trigon, as this is just too hard for me to do if I have no bombs. Bah. This is hard almost to the point of unfairness even. I hate this bloody game!!!!. Must play it once more. Grrrrr!!!! |
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