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The gist of this little bit is
that Takosuke ran off with all of your money. Damn that lecherous
octopus!
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This is an Indian themed level for some reason. You've got to make
it to the end in time, or else you'll get the bad ending! There
are some evil pigs in the area - if you kill them, it'll add seconds
to the timer. |
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Dig
the pillow fighting penguins. Now, I have to wonder - if blue penguins
are boys, pink penguins are girls...what are the green penguins?
[ Erm... bisexuals? - Felix the Cat ] |
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Ah,
the sin of lust has slowed down ol' Takosuke, allowing you to get
the drop on him with his hos. Thus begins a marathon.... |
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You've got to destroy ALL of these
Gradius-type power cores VERY QUICKLY. The absurd amount of bullets
on the screen at any given time doesn't help.
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Yay,
nudity!
Sexy Parodius has far higher moral fiber than the first Parodius,
in which you had to kill a sleeping, half naked women. She actually
saves you this time.
Don't tell me you wouldn't want to die like that. |
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[
Drum roll maestro! And they lived happily ever after and stuff...
- Felix the Cat ]
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